KIDS FOR CHRISTMAS
by Linda Rachwitz
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Family Values Comedy

Jake and Amy, married, want children. He right now; she once her high-tech company launches. He willingly pledges to be the house-parent. She resists, based on his past record with his siblings' kids. Their pastor offers the church a holiday rent-a-poor-kid program. The die is cast. When Jake's Porsche disappears, the worst is still to come.